Late Show First Drafts: Mother's Day 2021

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Who writes these things anyway? Join the amazing and talented Evie Colbert and her husband Stephen for this special Mother's Day edition of "First Drafts." #Colbert #MothersDay #EvieColbert
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  • 92PNight
    92PNight5 dager siden

    There is something very special about two people that connect like Steven and Evie. Thank you for sharing that with us.

  • Vagabond
    Vagabond5 dager siden

    Been away from my partner for more than a year. Evie and Stephen embody all that I miss about being a couple. :'(

  • ¬ 黒 Black Moon 月¬
    ¬ 黒 Black Moon 月¬5 dager siden

    Just realized Jon Baptiste has a NOlocal channel. :D (it's actually Batiste, though.) Now I'll get a chance to really see his stuff :).

  • bibliothecaire
    bibliothecaire5 dager siden

    She’s so lovely. I hope we still get to see her after the show goes back to filming in the studio.

  • Tom Munyon
    Tom Munyon5 dager siden

    Mongo Santamaria--love his work!!

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain6 dager siden

    And unless a full blown American Civil War is not inacted Now, these heathen nazis will beat the Justice system like child's play due to these heathen nazis have pathological lies down to a science , look at trumps 2nd impeachment trial for trump was clearly guilty though these heathen nazis were able to get away with it. Believe Me United States Treasury Intelligence Magent Hussain that the Justice system cannot beat these nazi heathens, Only a 2nd American Civil War is strong enough to do such a thing.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    6 dager siden

    See now look at these heathens nazis at sandc electric company where when I was writing hundreds upon hundreds of anti Semitic emails to them, sandc electric company had no issue at all for they were loving it. Now I began writing emails against these evil heathen nazis, those at sandc electric company are now tasting thier own evil medicine and aren't able to handle it and now want to give me paperwork. How the tables have turned!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    6 dager siden

    We Abrahamic American War Forces have the Executive Branch, the House, the Senate, Control of the US Armed Forces, Right Now! Is the best Shot for the Al-Mighty Jews to inact The 2nd American Civil War against these heathen nazis.

  • HempForPresident
    HempForPresident7 dager siden

    121 people wrote the first drafts of these cards, and are jaded because they were rejected.

  • IO Tewks
    IO Tewks8 dager siden

    If someone said "Age cannot wither nor custom stale your infinite variety" to me, my pants would be teleported to another dimension

  • marembo julian
    marembo julian8 dager siden

    I was scared to watch this... Stephen and Evie hand out relationship goals like knock-out punches, making everyone else marriage look stupid and loveless!

  • Laurence Wells
    Laurence Wells9 dager siden

    These two are so sweet together!

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain9 dager siden

    Continue Divine Orders Holy Roman War Saint &(and) Protestant War Saints especially the simultaneous Order be patient until That particular simultaneous Operation will be completed, for I believe Us Abrahamic American War Forces have upto 475 targets so far. Find the rest 525 heathen targets Statim!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    7 dager siden

    To have let nazis regroup in America and let these nazis operate billion dollar companies on American soil, is astonishing especially those in Power to stayed idle and let this abomination occur. Did America win Ww2 or the nazis? Really feels as if the nazis did right now

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    7 dager siden

    Thats the reason it just astonishes Me that certainly I alone don't have the power to declare War though those that do stay idle and let nazis continue in plain sight do what they want as if ww1, ww2 and the Holocaust was but just a dream, when it was real life history where 100s of millions of lives were lost. Its astonishing that those whom have the power to declare war on these senior level nazis just stay idle.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    7 dager siden

    Further proves those at sandc electric company are evil heathens. Due to this richard williams from sandc electric company never wanted to give me paperwork when he asked me to send him hundreds upon hundreds of anti Semitic emails, then send this richard williams from sandc electric company a few emails inregards to what is to come about against the heathens, this richard williams from sandc electric company wants to give me some paperwork. Further proves this is an nazi heathen establishment at sandc electric company.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    7 dager siden

    As well strike 1st blood against these heathens with as many heathen targets we have right now. So if there are as of now let's say 700 heathen targets, let's get them all at the same simultaneous time. The Time to strike hard is now.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    7 dager siden

    Us Abrahamic American War Forces need to strike 1st blood and apprehend this heathen richard williams global security director from sandc electric company, it is becoming too intense around here in Roger's Park. The valuable heathen intel gained from this heathen richard williams is priceless.

  • snoski
    snoski9 dager siden

    I love Evie's laugh!

  • Ellis Jones
    Ellis Jones9 dager siden

    Just ordered a sub sandwich from SUBWAY and they delivered ONE F*CKING COOKIE then charged me almost 12 DOLLARS (Yes, without questioning the order) Got in their car and drove to my home to bring me ONE F*CKING COOKIE, DO NOT ORDER FROM SUBWAY!!

  • Kay
    Kay9 dager siden

    I really hope that after things get back to relative "normalcy" that they keep bringing in Evie! They're truly America's cutest couple!

  • Shani Smith
    Shani Smith9 dager siden

    Oh I luv seeing Evie and Stephen banter back and forth. Having her on is such a joy to watch 💕 Please keep her coming back even after this pandemic is over. 👌🏾

  • Molly Borden
    Molly Borden10 dager siden

    Stephen Colbert is a lucky, lucky man.

  • Linda Pogor
    Linda Pogor10 dager siden

    So sad this year..I'm from Ontario, Canada and we are locked down tight. We can't even buy cards here because they are not essential/groceries.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain10 dager siden

    As well My Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War and(&) Peace Commander Muslim Caliphate Hussain Titles at Sch &(and) Company Electric are Shareholder Ownership, Master Machinst, & Abrahamic Global Security Director.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    With the Abrahamic Skeletons being Resurrected, Abrahamic Children being brought from the Abrahamic Mother's womb and Abrahamic Faithfuls living forever, for There will be eventually Trillions upon Trillions of Abrahamic Faithfuls where Mathematics will be So advanced due to Our Abrahamic Generations making so so much wealth its unimaginable yet due to the numbers have yet to be created. Where then a 5th dimension far far away in space will be introduced. Though all current Divine Orders must be fully enforced against these heathens before these evil heathen again attempt to hide thier corpses. Godspeed. Sha.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Every Abrahamic Skeletons be it from a Jewish Grave, Catholic Grave, Muslim Grave, Protestant Grave, Mormon Grave any and(&) all Abrahamic Faith Graves will reply I knew iT for Hussain has Fullfilled His Promise!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    For All Abrahamic Skeletons Resurrected, every, will Say "im Alive" then ask who has Resurrected I, it will be said Hussain, and the Resurrected Soul will say I knew iT for Hussain has fulfilled His Promise.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    As that is My Holy Roman Magnus Hussain's Greatest Gift to those whom make a mockery and enemy to Our(**+ Abrahamic Lord God... Pain!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Though so bad the heathens have n0 n0ne zer0 chance of being resurrected as all heathen corpse will be put into hell(volcanoes lava eye) and so will every heathen corpses buried and exhumed! & put into hell(volcanoes eye lave). That is further Divine Orders of every heathen captured to locate thier heathen lineage and heathen ancestors burial sites. YHWeHspeed.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain10 dager siden

    Let iT be known that any dirt on affairs won't work, For I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain can have 6 wives. So affairs of the past will not be used as dirt on any Abrahamic.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    As much heathen intel is coming in to the Democratic American Union's FBI Agency and more more individuals never known before to be heathens and heathen bidders for hands will be appearing on thier heathen pics throughout the internet and(&) news internet channels for Ww3 is an multi year War, for certainly there will be an peak soon then at a current pace.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    It is not easy to run an District, Town or an State though Jews, Catholics and Protestants know exactly how there goes why the spoils goto such and that is Why I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain will take the Hammer of Thor now Hammer of Sha. Among shareholder ownership of Sch &(and) Company Electric.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Certainly A House insurrection district and A State of an insurrection Senator will be Owned and Chosen by both Abrahamic War Saints Colberts. Protected by an Colberts Sheriff Department and(&) Colberts State Police.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    What What will be your Spoils of War Holy Roman &(and) Protestant War Saints Colberts, a insurrection house district. Maybe an whole insurrection senate whole farmland state. Many Spoils of Ww3 against these evil heathens and heathen bidders.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    its! Called spoils of War , Ww3 for there will be Many Spoils for the Abrahamic American War Forces indeed. For that is 0ne of Mine Holy Roman Magnus Sha Hussains'

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain10 dager siden

    Further Divine Orders are in Holy Roman and Protestant War Saints Colberts , pick up All department manager 5/18 from sandc electric company sigfried(sig)'s heathen family and lineage from Chicagoland, heathen police officer and all. Ww3 must pick down these heathens way way down 1000 floor down in Puerto Rico.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    All Abrahamic Faithfuls JusT be glad there aren't unknown different sleeve color hands in your picture to be taken starting Today, be very glad that you are not among the losers as the heathens.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    For I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War and Peace Commander Muslim Califate am an Hard Head Wise Man.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    For the hard heads just follow for now on. For a hard head will kill us all where the wise will lead Trillions upon Trillions of Abrahamic Faithfuls of Every Kind.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    As well it isn't the hard head that leads now it is the Wise now and forever.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    As before Abrahamic Humanbeings were more hard headed and still now the some of the elders though thats good to keep some fully hard headed to thier Abrahamic Faith, though we don't live in the stone age anymore and an Abrahamic Heretic further will always be an Blessing. Now.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain10 dager siden

    Divine Orders are in, the Abrahamic Lord God Commands that every picked position by donald trump besides the United States Supreme Judges be removed including FBI Director Wray due to he was hand picked by trump. God's Speed.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Every heathen Must be collected from Evanston by Sun Rise.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain make an retreat to charge up my items and return back to Evanston.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Laser Precision heathen brain anatomy must begin Statim!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Bring in the Abrahamic American War Navy Transport Fleet Ships to collect 300 heathens at a Time then down through the Mississippi River to Puerto Rico and pick up any heathens down Mississippi River. Godspeed

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Certainly Us Abrahamic American War Forces are collecting many heathen brains in Evanston, Yep v Yup.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain10 dager siden

    Rise on Milwaukee and Golf is secured, saw some familiar faces. I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain couldn't be more safe for an full check due to these heathens followed Me here during April 2021 and knowing how thirsty heathens are to raid a business I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain Must protect My goto sites.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Since Evanston is an heathen Hotspot right now, I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War Commander and My Hussain's Abrahamic Elite War Gaurds check status there.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Yes Indeed yellow arrows in the pic of heathens captured perfect, the higher in thiet heathen pyramid the more hands and yellow be included indeed

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    For surely before I Holy Roman Emperor was a fighter, Now I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain likes being a Mage.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    What enormous pain awaits for these evil heathens. These heathens Just don't know.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    My Goodness these heathens just don't know.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain11 dager siden

    For a heathen's life is no longer thiers!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    As well yellow vests many, though there are some die hard heathen orange vests still wandering believing they these heathen die hards won't be touched. We will see about that.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain am on the ground in Niles, il and many Yellow flags around meaning Abrahamic American War Forces have taken back most of Niles from these evil heathens.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Most heathen captures will have thier cell phone with them and then just let the phones ring for further heathen apprehensions. Godspeed.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    Taking out these heathens must be swift, these heathens must not know what hit them, 1,000 simultaneous heathen captures at one time is a great start

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    10 dager siden

    For heathen global security director richard william's life is no longer his!

  • Rebecca Commanda
    Rebecca Commanda11 dager siden

    Seeing a couple like that is why people still get married..

  • Bam Wam
    Bam Wam11 dager siden

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY considering every year mothers aborth the lives of millions of babies and many do this multiple times,,,, happy mothers day to all mothers that murder their children and sell them for prostitution happy mothers day to millions of useless mothers who abandone their children mothers who abuse their children yea happy fucking mothers day hundreds of millions of mothers kill neglect abandon and abuse their children yea happy mothers day...

  • Randi Oaks
    Randi Oaks11 dager siden

    Evie needs to stay on the show

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain11 dager siden

    We Abrahamic American Forces must understand that the Americans that were killed by these heathens during ww1 and ww2 sacrificed thier American lives and the Americans who fought and were still left standing believed especially winning ww2 for the Abrahamic American Allied Forces that the heathens were permanently destroyed though as the younger generation Americans of those Americans that witnessed the most bloodiest war in World History against these heathens to know that these heathens are not destroyed.but yet living and breathing and continuing thier evil heathen ways, is as if spitting on the graves of ww2 Americans that sacrificed so much during ww2. The only way the souls of those Americans can rest in peace is permanently exterminating these heathens 1st inland America and 2nd then Globally. Certainly we all would be dead or.enslaved by these pesky heathens if I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain was not able to learn some 2 years ago now about these evil anti semetic heathens 1st eye witness when I was employed at sandc electriccompany. It is almost an miracle that I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain was able to expose these evil heathens.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    Few important things to note is that these heathens as we seen with pillow guy and trump War plan using notes instead of speaking out loud as well heathens weapon of chose are cancer causing microwave energy devices

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    Even I Sha a Abrahamic War Commander likes to sing at times especially a song that tells the enemies like the heathen of what will be.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    NOW Comon Everybody! Sing With Me! Zap zapp and zapp what We Abrahamic American Forces will do to these heathen brains. Zzappp zapidy and zaapp & zapping what Us Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains. Zzzzaaaaaappppppp, zzzzzzapidy zaaaaaazzzzzppppppppp What the Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    And the brains of heathen bidders will surely be included, by the Time Ww3 has been fully Conquered by Abrahamic American War Forces, We will have more than enough heathen brains and that the brains of heathen bidders upto the 20's 30 of thousands to experiment on.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    So let's Go! Like I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain said the More heathen brains.. the what? The Merrier!

  • krudmonger
    krudmonger12 dager siden

    Evie is by far my favorite non-actor/non-comedian/non-musician guest on this show.

  • Cyclops Was Right
    Cyclops Was Right12 dager siden

    Stephen is such a shameless flirt with his female guests this year. That's a married woman, Stephen !

  • AymieJoi
    AymieJoi12 dager siden

    Evie is just so adorable! I want to be her friend.

  • Robin Riebsomer
    Robin Riebsomer12 dager siden

    Poor Stephen, you're working the kinds of hours nurses do!!! Welcome to our world.!

  • Cory M
    Cory M12 dager siden

    They should have sold these cards

  • Joey
    Joey12 dager siden

    He just nonchalantly quoted Shakespeare

  • Dallas L
    Dallas L12 dager siden

    I absolutely want that Dolly Parton card. I would buy that and give it to my mother. ARE YOU LISTENING, HALLMARK?!?!? Also, Dolly has written something like 3,000 songs in her lifetime, most of which have never been released or recorded.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain12 dager siden

    And the Only way The Only Way to rid of these heathens permenatly is through war. Due to Us Abrahamic American Forces if to do through the Justice system for it will take 4 years going through court systems just for one case. As to rid of these heathens quickly and as an whole society is only through War.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    And Believe Me! For a heathen will be begging, begging for the Abrahamic Lord God when thier heathen brains are being zapped. Though Gott?? God for a heathen... no God for an heathen. Though a heathen will be Begging for the Abrahamic Lord God.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    As it was in ww2 will be the same in this opened ww3 where both sides will be on espionage operations, developing advanced weaponry and so forth. Taking out the heathens in Chicagoland* as We Abrahamic American War Forces are on the verge of completing will be an great advantage to the Abrahamic American War Forces. As Chicago was and I say was an heathen financial strong hub. Though all that have been Conquered by Abrahamic American War Forces.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    Comon Everybody! Sing With Me! Zap zapp and zapp We Abrahamic American Forces will do to these heathen brains. Zzappp zapidy and zaapp & zapping Us Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains. Zzzzaaaaaappppppp, zzzzzzapidy zaaaaaazzzzzppppppppp Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    Zap zap and zap We Abrahamic American War Forces will do on these heathen brains, zapp zap and zap & zapping Us Abrahamic American War Forces will do on these heathen brains, zzzaaaappppp , zzzzzzzzaaaapidy, zzzzzzzaaaaaaappp Abrahamic American War Forces will do on these heathen brains

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    11 dager siden

    Like I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain Says, The more heathen brains... The Merrier!

  • Growly
    Growly13 dager siden

    My mom would probably like that first draft of the first one

  • Anne Roselli
    Anne Roselli13 dager siden

    I always liked Steven cobert he seems. To love his wife and children it's great to see this love anne

  • G.T. G.T.
    G.T. G.T.13 dager siden

    Funny how Stephen doesnt know what is desk props are. Love the Intro music tonight! One of my favourite things....

  • Sophia Wilson
    Sophia Wilson13 dager siden

    I quit watching the show because it’s too focused on a male audience-the writers, the band, the guests, the topics are overwhelmingly men. But I do like to pop in when Evie visits! I would love to see her host a show.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain13 dager siden

    Especially I have declared our Abrahamic Forces in ww3 against these heathens, certainly these heathens will try.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    12 dager siden

    Though the Good part over takes the worst part in having an Command post next block to an heathen base because it tells these evil heathens that I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain am right next door in war with them, putting some fear in these heathens them knowing I am a block away from them

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    Then leaving the household in extreme fear to not say a word

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    Thats the worst part about having an Abrahamic Command post a block away from enemy heathen base and a other block away from the Warren Park warzone, for the enemy heathen knows exactly where I be, and will attempt anything crazy even digging an underground path to a neighbors home as that would be the only way to get to me without anyone seeing someone come through the front or back door

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    As once the hole is dug up easily these heathens can come out 4 out of the hold and put straight fear into a family.household

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    As these heathen diggers can easily dig an underground path from sandc electric insite facility to where i am a block away and popping up through a kitchen cabinet downstairs or the basement

  • Claudia Boachie
    Claudia Boachie13 dager siden

    My heart right😍😍😍😍These two are the best

  • The Basketball Historian
    The Basketball Historian13 dager siden

    9:25 Love how Evie forgot the setup and was just joking casually, and Stephen had to remind her of the fundraiser event, lol.

  • Uthman Baksh
    Uthman Baksh13 dager siden

    That was pretty bold Stephen!

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain13 dager siden

    As well where the grass is just cut the west part of the park stay outta of it because it made my boots really slippery

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    It.was.like 5 or 6 knocks and then stopped, it woke me up though, it isn't the 1st time same thing yesterday someone knocked i open the door and no one there.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    Let.ot be known that someone just knocked on my door and stopped, not sure if it was back door or front I was right about sleeping when someone just knocked. For these heathens are very very angry persons right now we all should remember. And losing sandc electric company these heathens there will point str8 to me. And especially how I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain have been walking neighborhoods to neighborhoods that are heathen high populated areas, for these heathens have named me Sha most likely thier top heathen enemy.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    And One last thing before I go into my sleep is let things materialize further so it is an strong foundation and upon my awakening Our Abrahamic Forces will begin campaign against the last heathen fortified facility to sieze and that is Apple. & 1 other last thing For heathen most likely will surely come to Warren Park to regain some sort of position in Roger's Park though surely these heathens will break War agreements when having the chance meaning just be cause I told these heathens that there are safe zones, for I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain may be even 4 blocks away from Warren Park though if given the chance would have no issue breaking War agreement for a heathen to attempt to take My Sha's life. So For Us Abrahamic Forces let's look at the warzone of Warren Park outside 5 block radius of Warren Park to be on the safe side as 5 block radius will cover many ways to maneuver safely.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    As well when I passed through a block west of sandc electric company for All the lights were on at midnight when that never is meaning Abrahamic Forces sieze of sandc electric company has been one of many many hidden finds. Meaning that Abrahamic forces are working around the clock to fully secure S&(and)C Electric. As Well due to the war agreement between Us Abrahamic American Forces and heathen forces that the War zone will be within Warren Park boundaries, these heathens may attempt an counter attack in Warren Park so to regain sandc electric company. Which would be a good thing because it could be 300 or more heathens in a attack operation in Warren park that will lead to an quick 300 heathen brains to experiment on.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    As so many, so so so many in the hundreds in a Day , 100s everyday til there is no heathen left. As 100 taken and missing heathens a day for only 1 maybe a week 1 out of 700 or every 2 weeks 1 out of 1400 heathens will have space on a newspaper ad. Meaning no one will miss these evil heathens when they are taken to the American Democratic Union Experimental lab being built in Puerto Rico so not break any Constitutions.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain13 dager siden

    Ya these heathens have cctv , I can see it through the glass on top of the bulb. I'm telling you both that I just moved back into the Roger's Park neighborhood am telling you last year I was walking through Warren Park during the summer and this Park was dead , it felt only predators were creeping only , now I know because these heathens have cctv around Warren Park being able to see a child's every move especially if the child by themselves thinking the Park is safe. Only when last year during the fall when I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain began using the park as an trail to get cigs and stuff the park began becoming alive again. Though Holy Roman Magnus Hussain needs the lights off with the electricity so the cctv shuts off as well because I cannot start my most sinister magic exposing Myself and Abrahamic Forces in Warren Park.

  • LeavingIt Blank
    LeavingIt Blank13 dager siden

    I am MAD for that carpet! I want it!

  • Maribel Soto
    Maribel Soto13 dager siden

    Freaking Shakespeare come on man

  • #doyoumindifiplaythrough
    #doyoumindifiplaythrough13 dager siden

    Love you Evie! You’re such a joy!!!

  • Jason Nielsen
    Jason Nielsen13 dager siden

    You're wife is pretty cute Colbert......is she single? lol

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain13 dager siden

    For It will be My Honor for the Holy Romans to bite the heads off of an heathen God! 1000s Bless me to bite thier heathen God heads off!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    Because if the lights with the power isn't shut then the cctv will expose our Abrahamic Forces and expose Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    Trust i know , because when I used to get off work from sandc electric at 3am I would sit on the bench by the golf store and rick would dim the lights then would make them bright due to he was able to see me sitting on the bench through cctv

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    Because if We Abrahamic Forces cut off the lights the power to the cctv is off as well

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    It is better we Abrahamic Forces shut off all the lights

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    Thats why they are all orange

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain13 dager siden

    And the worst part about it the whole residential households have been stolen in the area, half.million dollar houses raided by these evil heathens

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

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    And I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain have bitten many heads of bats from sandc electric company, and I know when the bats head is bit off for the bats eyes will change few colors before the head bleeds Meaning 1000 bats I Sha will bite off and not have 1 drop of bat blood on my tongue

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    And if I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain gets tired I Sha will remind Myself that these bats are heathen gotts, to Motivate Me!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    It will be My Honor!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain demands! 1000 heathen gods, bats to bite thier heads off for such evil!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    So if Conrad celebrated Good Friday it means Conrad was an Catholic

  • J. Kathleen Williams
    J. Kathleen Williams13 dager siden

    Love the hair! Longer is better!! I miss the 60's.

  • I scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel son
    I scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel son13 dager siden

    Arhh Its bring your wife to work Day

  • I scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel son
    I scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel son13 dager siden

    Is this his Real wife

  • K B
    K B14 dager siden

    I love when Evie is on!

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain14 dager siden

    By the way let's check my last.job Napco Ltd you know what I don't even think it was an jew that was really an jew , because at napco they had a hammer that said thor.. maybe it was an heathen acting as a.jew to attempt to disdain

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    It was as if the heathen bidder Lincolnwood officer wanted so badly to take me in somewhere, I could see it in his eyes turning red with anger

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    And I know for a fact that Lincolnwood officer that stopped me was an hardcore heathen bidder, for there were no heathens ever in Lincolnwood until now I see

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    Remember Holy Roman and Protestant War Saints Colberts we Abrahamic American Forces are now in a full scale ww3 against these heathens whom are plenty on the battlefields I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain battles in, all precautions must be take to the fullest technological capacity in Chicagoland

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    On McCormick

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    13 dager siden

    And see that birthday cake im sure from watching heathen videos that , that cake is to roast Abrahamic people

  • Michelle Johnson
    Michelle Johnson14 dager siden

    Evie is just delightful🙂😊🙂😊

  • Peter RONAI
    Peter RONAI14 dager siden

    Congratulations Stephen! You are the first Yank I’ve heard pronounce “scones” correctly (it’s pronounced “sconns,” not “scones”).

  • Annalena Kubinger
    Annalena Kubinger14 dager siden

    Evie: "Please buy tickets" She sounds so happy and sincere... I'd totally buy tickets (for everything Evie & Stephen related actually)

  • Morpheus Magellus
    Morpheus Magellus14 dager siden

    Another skit on Mother’s Day. One would almost think the sponsors want the audience to spend more money

  • Katie White
    Katie White14 dager siden

    Evie's on? Yep, I'm watching.

  • Katie White
    Katie White14 dager siden

    2:30 - My mom lolololol irl

  • Kayla J
    Kayla J14 dager siden

    Oh can we please have more Evie segments? 🙏 It doesn't have to be the card first drafts, but just another regular segment so the world can see both of you. ❤️

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain14 dager siden

    Holy R0man War Saint Colbert send Word from I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain to send Word to an Buddhists Emperor of China XiPing to send in 1000 Elite Chinese Footsoldiers to Chicago and the FBI Agency will give them thier uniforms at arrival so to quickly cleanse the heathens from Chinatown. Right away.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    14 dager siden

    Though because I Saved up a little to fund My Hussain's War chest it wasn't too much of a biggie where during September 2020 My Hussain's Abrahamic War chest was empty so an pack of cigarettes was.most regrettable.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    14 dager siden

    As well I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain lost 2 devices Today on the battlefields both vapes of mine.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    14 dager siden

    For I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War Commander Hussain have yet to come into the battlefields with my eyes crying blood

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    14 dager siden

    Meaning We Hebrewic-Jews Holy Romans Protestants War Forces have officially opened ww3 against these evil heathens again.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    14 dager siden

    And May it be known that this is though this War is completely different as any war due to no one is wearing military uniforms and wearing civilian clothing though this is the 3rd American Abrahamic War against these heathens ww1, ww2, and now ww3 fought in America land this time.

  • Pinwheel ART
    Pinwheel ART14 dager siden

    Some should tell my mom that. She is here like Every. Single. Day...😂

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain14 dager siden

    I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain make an retreat , touch point when I Hussain get back to Sha's Command Post

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    14 dager siden

    And the Mormons will have thier own US Federal Agency that is an small US Federal Agency Unit though receiving funds to have the Mormon Majority US Federal Agencies is funded to keep up with the quick advancements.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    14 dager siden

    And Great work By All of Us Democratic American Union Forces on sandc electric company for the yellow came up quick. Apple and Tesla is left. Same way, apprehend thier heathen security director and the facility falls to the Abrahamic Holy Roman Empire, Protestants, Jews and I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War and Peace Commander Muslim Caliphate Hussain. As Well the United States Federal Agencies. It is an Holy Alliance!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    14 dager siden

    And then as well trump just recently telling his heathen footsoldiers to stop drinking coke. While everyone does as trump attempts to make an fool by making Us Abrahamic believe trump is drinking coke though certainly he is not , it is an catch so the Abrahamic drink up

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

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    Put an immediate hold on coke products especially coca cola classic due to when I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain was working at sandc electric company the heathens were having spiked coca cola and then listening in to the heathen broadcast I've remember an joke these heathens made and they these heathens were laughing hilariously and the caller said "like don't drink the coke when everyone is drinking coke" and the heathens begins laughing evil. So I just to cokes though I took i sip and remembered that so I will not drink it as Divine Command is to learn what these heathens were doing to the coke. Enforce right away all Abrahamic stop of drinking coke until cleared by the FBI.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    14 dager siden

    Statim! Before they these heathens attempt to regroup

  • Jessica Routt
    Jessica Routt14 dager siden

    Evey for president 2024!!

  • prit twist
    prit twist14 dager siden

    it's coat of many colors for me

  • BILL MURRAY
    BILL MURRAY14 dager siden

    I would substitute Dolly Parton with SALMA HAYEK.

  • trynamakeit
    trynamakeit14 dager siden

    Stephen just pulls Shakespeare out of nowhere. Completely unprovoked....

  • Alice Klein
    Alice Klein14 dager siden

    Heaven bless Evie

  • Thinking Cloud
    Thinking Cloud15 dager siden

    Happy Mother's Day ^__^ Everyday :3

  • Eli Sterling
    Eli Sterling15 dager siden

    I love these sections with Evie in them. The two of them are so incredibly sweet together. Just watching Stephen and Evie interact is so wholesome.

  • Daniel P
    Daniel P15 dager siden

    omg this is just awesome... We need more of Evie

  • dougiemm - Natsar
    dougiemm - Natsar15 dager siden

    GENOCIDE in the U.S. Continues: The mass murder of Americans through the experimental COVID injections continues, as the CDC is now reporting that 3,848 people have died and 118,902 adverse reactions have now been logged into their Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS). Many believe there is solid evidence that the CDC is holding back much of the data, and that the number of deaths and injuries reported is much higher

  • confusedgamer4life
    confusedgamer4life15 dager siden

    l0l alcohol every time! Sorry steve think she gave you a hint.

  • DAVID MANSFIELD
    DAVID MANSFIELD15 dager siden

    What's the book on the top of the pile in the corner behind SC chair ! A screen grab is too blurry .... 😶 Help!! Please, it's driving me nuts ....

  • Pat's Amazing Blends
    Pat's Amazing Blends15 dager siden

    And John Oliver in his void.

  • Pat's Amazing Blends
    Pat's Amazing Blends15 dager siden

    Evie and Stephen.... ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️ Talk about relationship goals.

  • D Bone
    D Bone15 dager siden

    1:13 So... When he is overtired, Steven becomes Canadian?

  • Liz Shane
    Liz Shane15 dager siden

    Is John Lennon going to be saying Hello on December 8 th?

  • Liz Shane
    Liz Shane15 dager siden

    Look at his eyes: not blue

  • Liz Shane
    Liz Shane15 dager siden

    Not Ringo

  • Liz Shane
    Liz Shane15 dager siden

    I think you got linked. No way that was Ringo

  • Hugh O'Reilly
    Hugh O'Reilly15 dager siden

    Their cute

  • Awtachew Raya
    Awtachew Raya15 dager siden

    One of the most blessed couples out there. Am so happy that my favorite comic has such a spouse.

  • Marie Martin
    Marie Martin15 dager siden

    Evie and Stephen are a great couple!

  • LincolnWorld
    LincolnWorld15 dager siden

    Please have Evie on at least once a week. The 2 of them together and the obvious love they have for each other warms my heart like nothing else on TV or the internet.

  • E W
    E W15 dager siden

    I just love Evie!

  • Anna Brenner
    Anna Brenner15 dager siden

    I'm disconcerted by the "Antony & Cleo" reference. Stephen, you of all people know how context matters!

  • J F
    J F15 dager siden

    Your wife is beautiful,your a very handsome couple🇨🇦😁

  • Cindy Peterson
    Cindy Peterson15 dager siden

    She is America's Sweetheart!

  • Callum Gillman
    Callum Gillman15 dager siden

    Mrs Colbert.. so lovely....

  • Teelo
    Teelo15 dager siden

    5:50 its funny to those of us not in America, laughing at you.

  • Alexis C
    Alexis C15 dager siden

    It's true easy it's always a better show with you there

  • Sarah Smith
    Sarah Smith15 dager siden

    What Enneagram is Stephen? It was created by Jesuits so he should be into it

  • ChristineCAlb1
    ChristineCAlb115 dager siden

    The look on Stephen’s face when Evie tells him we’re going home together-priceless!!!

  • Ri Kharpuri
    Ri Kharpuri15 dager siden

    Goddamm Stephen is so blessed, look at her, she's just so freaking gorgeous

  • Scion of Dorn
    Scion of Dorn15 dager siden

    You two are sickeningly adorable together. It's just so wholesome it's gotta be illegal somehow. You both just glow in each other's presence like giggling fireflies. Every instinct I have says to burn you for witches out of jealousy and suspicion, but you're just so damn fun together, I can't order the Inquisition.

  • G Hintz
    G Hintz16 dager siden

    The ideal marriage.

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