It's Been 100 Days And Joe Biden Still Doesn't Have A Cat


We need a President who keeps their promises about cats. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
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  • Spookwagen-The Great
    Spookwagen-The Great18 timer siden

    These comments more fake than my Jordans

  • David
    David2 dager siden

    He doesn't have a brain either, but you still eagerly give him a handy at every turn.

  • Vaughn cruz
    Vaughn cruz8 dager siden

    Everyone knows your a fraud president sleepy joe

  • Cosmo Genesis
    Cosmo Genesis8 dager siden

    He's had three cats so far, but Major ate them thinking they were leftover T******* appointees.

  • SunnyAquamarine2
    SunnyAquamarine210 dager siden

    Friggin awesome lol

  • Vijay Patil
    Vijay Patil10 dager siden

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  • Celtic Lass
    Celtic Lass11 dager siden

    This is BRILLIANT! (too bad some people will take offence lol)

  • [Hashknight Gaming]
    [Hashknight Gaming]12 dager siden

    Get a fat orange one named Donald you know toss 45 a bone. 🤣

  • Yellow
    Yellow12 dager siden

    Ok... let's hear it for the dog lovers, who's with me. "who let The dogs out??!?! woof woof woof woof woof!! 🐶 Ok..."who let The dogs out??!?! woof woof woof woof woof!!

  • Bunny, Easter
    Bunny, Easter12 dager siden

    I'm pretty sure this is narrated by Epic Voice Guy lol

  • jackie hinkey
    jackie hinkey12 dager siden

    if he only had a brain it just sad

  • Runner Phile
    Runner Phile12 dager siden


  • Reuben Yancey
    Reuben Yancey12 dager siden

    I got sick of Biden immediately.

  • Sini Cide
    Sini Cide12 dager siden

    If he doesn't get a cat then I'm not voting for him! So many lies. It's just not acceptable for the POTUS to lie. 😂's a joke but it also isn't

  • macarrony jim
    macarrony jim12 dager siden

    I aint a Republican but the msm is straight up trash

  • K R
    K R13 dager siden

    Joe, the Lord detests murderers and deceivers. Repent now.

    SAM WALKER13 dager siden

    What about the first BIRD? "I tot I taw a Puddy Tat! I DID, I DID, i TAW A PUDDY TAT!" - Tweety Bird (for President). Furthermore ...

  • Christian G
    Christian G13 dager siden

    You forgot to mention the parts like the enormous boarder crisis going on, or how he is is forcing Americans to pay taxes that fund abortion up to 9 months of pregnancy, or how he allows men to walk into a woman’s bathroom just because they “identify” as woman, or how only 12% of that 1.9 trillion dollar stimulus actually went to the American people and got absolutely no GOP support and only passed by one vote bc the majority of the senate is democrats. Or how about the fact that Joe Biden doesn’t even know where he’s at and has to read a teleprompter every time he addresses the nation, I could go on and on Joe Biden is a terrible president and everybody knows it, people who say otherwise are just pretending that he is

  • Maxim Popov
    Maxim Popov13 dager siden

    Peace Love and Democracy 💙💙💙

  • Maxim Popov
    Maxim Popov13 dager siden

    Pure Genius 💙 Joe Rocks 💙

  • D.W. Read
    D.W. Read13 dager siden

    The clip cut out too soon. What was the headline that followed?

  • Alfred E
    Alfred E13 dager siden

    Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. Can you say devastation?

  • Ryan
    Ryan14 dager siden

    This is the biggest scandal to hit Washington in decades, but you won’t hear the deep state communist socialist antifa democrats say anything about it

  • Crab Chips & Strawberry Soda
    Crab Chips & Strawberry Soda14 dager siden

    Joe Biden says anyone making less than 400k won’t pay a penny in taxes ❌ This guy makes trump look like a genius

  • O S
    O S14 dager siden

    Stephen, you’re Biden’s 🕳.

  • motherofgrr
    motherofgrr14 dager siden

    Nobodys gonna comment about the fact that they let the word "Pussy" slide knowing it doesn't mean CAT AT ALL😂😂😂

  • V S
    V S14 dager siden

    Braindead Biden... The cat probably starve..

  • GiarkReleos
    GiarkReleos14 dager siden

    was this stolen verbatim from the new fox comedy hour ????

  • GiarkReleos


    14 dager siden

    the tone and inflection was

  • GiarkReleos


    14 dager siden

    it wasn't really puntastic or phunny

  • Fat Whataburger Guy
    Fat Whataburger Guy14 dager siden

    And there's some VBNMW leftists and suburban liberals in the comments. Beware sane people

  • Anthony Campagnolo
    Anthony Campagnolo14 dager siden

    I thought I was watching Fox for a second. This sounded like the newest scandal

  • kassarc16
    kassarc1614 dager siden

    Didn't Lefties attack Trump for not having a First Pet in this exact way? Yes, y'all did. Literally your own parody.

  • Vern Shook
    Vern Shook14 dager siden

    But, the burning question.....Has the Obama portrait gone up yet?????

  • Panda Bear
    Panda Bear14 dager siden

    Here you go this is who is playing joe cause this isn't joe it's jim carey

  • Eriq Kunz
    Eriq Kunz14 dager siden

    LOLLLLLLL!!! Well done!!

  • SMB
    SMB14 dager siden

    I wouldn't let the senile potato anywhere near a pet, a child, a job, woman, children, the economy, our taxes, the list goes on

  • Bill Randolph
    Bill Randolph14 dager siden

    "Colbert" is the new phrase when it means ratings crash.

  • Xperty Ranks
    Xperty Ranks14 dager siden


  • Que serra
    Que serra14 dager siden

    Between the lack of a cat , stealing hamburgers and guns, outlawing Seuss and personally being responsible for the castration of mister potato head , its ot like saving us from corona with common sense and no superspreader events matters. Can y all believe the GOP current line of attack?? Wow.

  • Que serra
    Que serra14 dager siden

    This is ridiculous get on the stick Joe. Where's the kitty? He d keep major in line. You need a cat to rule your dogs.

  • Lilchada
    Lilchada15 dager siden

    me says ow

  • Senza Senso
    Senza Senso15 dager siden

    "We the people...ARE THE GOVERNMENT" - Joe Biden 2021 "We're fooked" - every rational American

  • Paul
    Paul15 dager siden

    *BIDEN IS A DICTATOR BY HIS OWN WORDS!* During the campaign, Biden called Trump a dictator over issuing executive orders. But Biden has signed more than *60* in his first 100 days - compared with Trump's 24!

  • R. Waldman

    R. Waldman

    10 dager siden

    You need cat therapy

  • bat in the attic
    bat in the attic15 dager siden

    Introducing a cat to Major and Champ, without disaster, would be a feat of historic greatness. If President Biden can safely integrate a pet cat into that family - is there anything he can't do? It's like getting lions to lie down with lambs (and not in a preprandial way)! Yet, Alsatians are rather intelligent dogs - perhaps Biden can persuade them to set aside their predatory instincts. Mind, if it works, that would be one heroic cat. Sox - I remember you.

  • Master Ken
    Master Ken15 dager siden

    Biden's dog bit my friend back in March. He got paid to shut up.

  • JJ Wubs
    JJ Wubs15 dager siden

    Next time Biden is on the show, pull a suprise 'Rescue Cat Rescue'. That will take care of things. "This is Socks VII. Socks comes from an ancient White House Cat lineage. In his black and white tuxedo, he is dressed for the occasion. Generally easy goin', he is able to find a comfy corner anywhere, even in the Oval Office. However, Socks is adament it then will be renamed 'the Loaf-al Office'. His favourite flavour of cat food is tuna, the least favourite is, you guessed it... malarkey"

  • Tess Winker
    Tess Winker15 dager siden

    Schrodinger's cat? White house edition?

  • Muhd Hanif
    Muhd Hanif15 dager siden

    But i want to ask seriously, Where Is The Cat You Promised Joe??

  • K Quilor
    K Quilor15 dager siden

    I really do want a presidential cat tho

  • MzMaverick !
    MzMaverick !15 dager siden

    They've already attacked his dog's appearance calling him a junk yard looking dog.. no level of attack is beyond them or surprises me!

  • EcoAnarchist
    EcoAnarchist15 dager siden

    Final Part *QUOTES* "The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves." ~Vladmir Lenin "Rights aren't rights if they can be taken away, they're temporary privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country." ~George Carlin "Those who control the past control the future." ~George Orwell 1984

  • EcoAnarchist
    EcoAnarchist15 dager siden

    Part III *SOLUTION* *Anarchists* = anarchia (freedom) *Free* Food Water Shelter Education Holistic Medical Care *No* Currency Authority Prisons Banks Corporatism/Capitalism Government Taxes

  • mark bushnell
    mark bushnell15 dager siden

    I hope this story has LESS than nine lives so we can get back to burgers. Where's the beef, Joe! Where's the beef!

  • Julia Hartshorn
    Julia Hartshorn15 dager siden

    Q: can someone please tell me why, in USA, the term, 'Government of the People', refers not to the government, or the party with the most votes, but to the minority party, is (currently) the Republicans?

  • eric loyola
    eric loyola15 dager siden

    Trump grabbed it by the cat.

  • Jeni Toten
    Jeni Toten15 dager siden

    Cat picks you, you don't pick the cat. Obviously these GOP people don't know cats.

  • stone1andonly
    stone1andonly15 dager siden

    Ted Cruz's face is a form of animal cruelty all its own!

  • Robin Hahn
    Robin Hahn15 dager siden

    All of cat-loving NOlocal is invested in this very scandalous story!

  • E. S.
    E. S.16 dager siden

    This is stupid. For stupid people. Colbert your discourse sucks and you aren’t funny. Love is peace.

  • Scott Deaton
    Scott Deaton16 dager siden

    Sounds kinda racist and bigoted to me.

  • Dream of Bacon
    Dream of Bacon16 dager siden

    The cat is most likely a chinese and russian double agent in any case.

  • Frank Rizzo
    Frank Rizzo16 dager siden

    Grab em by the p***y! 🎃 LOL

  • apostolis x
    apostolis x16 dager siden

    Cat got your tongue lol

  • Yuan Tham
    Yuan Tham16 dager siden

    With a deadly crisis so badly handled by trump , Biden has to pick up the pieces left by trump , that is to protect more American lives and the economy , why bother with an insignificant cat 🐈

  • adam johns
    adam johns16 dager siden

    This cat will totally grift joey b out of millions, joey b cant be going up against cats

  • james eaton
    james eaton16 dager siden

    Joe has doesn't anything Worthy of news except CNN talking about a cat. Good job CNN

  • Joe Biden Official
    Joe Biden Official16 dager siden

    But i have got Tara and i have helped my friends to make 195 billion in the first 100 days.

  • N R
    N R16 dager siden

    _“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP

  • N R
    N R16 dager siden

    _“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP

  • Cynthia Brent
    Cynthia Brent16 dager siden

    Don't worry... There WILL be a kitty 🐱 at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue-- to deal with those #Republikkklans who are so desperate to nail POTUS Joe Biden for "something."😼😼😼

  • ever97ish
    ever97ish16 dager siden


  • imkerbal
    imkerbal16 dager siden

    They kill his dog yet?

  • mary jones
    mary jones16 dager siden

    lol, ty lssc fam.

  • Thomas Raywood
    Thomas Raywood16 dager siden

    Hope they name it Stripes.

  • S R
    S R16 dager siden

    It was just to get the "cat person" vote!!! Low, Joe, ...low!

  • Confuddle Leg
    Confuddle Leg16 dager siden

    I love that this was done the same day that announcements are made on his cat coming to the White House.

  • Paulyne Wilburn
    Paulyne Wilburn16 dager siden


  • Joseph Q
    Joseph Q16 dager siden

    💜2021✨Amen pass the Word... #MillenniumLanceAndTheOpenScroll 🌹 Daniel 11-12 Revelation 20-21 keeping the Faith... 💜😎

  • Tom McAllister
    Tom McAllister16 dager siden

    ‘Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.’

  • Baba Ayman
    Baba Ayman16 dager siden

    Holy shit that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Lily Jade
    Lily Jade16 dager siden

    question: when Potus Biden gets on plane, it becomes Air Force One.... when Potus rides on Amtrak, it's call ...???

  • Valerie J. Norse

    Valerie J. Norse

    16 dager siden

    Great possibility for funny answers! (Wish I'd been able to think of one.)

  • Dshew89 D
    Dshew89 D16 dager siden

    GUYS THEY ARE DELETING DISLIKES FROM THE TOTAL NUMBER. CHEATS. WHAT A DISHONEST DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THEY ARE LOSING AND THEY KNOW IT IN THE FORM OF PUBLIC OPINION... President Biden Delivers Remarks at an Event Marking Amtraks 50th Anniversary DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.1k 294 9:30PM 1.9K 305 Vice President Harris Delivers Remarks on the Progress Made During the First 100 Days in Office DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.8k 358 9:00PM 2.7K 362 Vice President Harris Participates in a Roundtable Discussion DISLIKES/LIKES 4:00pm 1.6k 142 9:30PM 1.3K 150

  • Dshew89 D
    Dshew89 D16 dager siden

    GUYS THEY ARE DELETING DISLIKES FROM THE TOTAL NUMBER. CHEATS. WHAT A DISHONEST DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THEY ARE LOSING AND THEY KNOW IT IN THE FORM OF PUBLIC OPINION... President Biden Delivers Remarks at an Event Marking Amtraks 50th Anniversary DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.1k 294 9:30PM 1.9K 305 Vice President Harris Delivers Remarks on the Progress Made During the First 100 Days in Office DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.8k 358 9:00PM 2.7K 362 Vice President Harris Participates in a Roundtable Discussion DISLIKES/LIKES 4:00pm 1.6k 142 9:30PM 1.3K 150

  • MGCollins2813311
    MGCollins281331116 dager siden

    Major is getting a therapy cat for all the bad hoodoo left by the last administration.

  • Carol Miller
    Carol Miller16 dager siden

    Get a sassy, attitude cat in the white house to chase Major all over the WH lawn and he'll be a whole different dog. A cat might even teach secret service guys a thing or two! meeeoowww 😹 😻

  • Carol Miller

    Carol Miller

    12 dager siden

    @Dfuher Hope they post some YT vids!

  • Dfuher


    16 dager siden

    According to Dr. Biden, Major has been in training to be with cats including going on trips to cat shelters. Fear not, that kitty will have him trained in NO time 🙀

  • Brian Kleinschmidt
    Brian Kleinschmidt16 dager siden

    Our local shelter has a silly looking cat for adoption. Go see "Cara" at

  • Carla M
    Carla M16 dager siden

    I want a cat in the WH

  • Brian Kleinschmidt
    Brian Kleinschmidt16 dager siden

    Sufferin' succotash, a puss can't get a break.

  • Miriam Bucholtz
    Miriam Bucholtz16 dager siden

    Cats choose people. Biden just hasn't been found yet.

  • Cherry Red
    Cherry Red16 dager siden

    Jesus, give us a warning before you show us a close-up of Ted Snooze's face (:44)😨!!

  • VideZoniX !
    VideZoniX !16 dager siden

    Nice. Really well done

  • Trekkie from New Zealand
    Trekkie from New Zealand16 dager siden

    Presidential pets: * Bill Clinton: One cat 🐈 and one dog 🐕 * George W. Bush: 3 dogs 🐕🐕🐕 and one cat 🐈 * Barack Obama: Two dogs 🐕🐶 * Donald Trump: Stephen Miller 🐍 * Joe Biden: Two dogs 🐕‍🦺🐕

  • crovax 13
    crovax 1316 dager siden

    At least they admitted that Joe Biden is president at the beginning of the ad!

  • George B. Wolffsohn
    George B. Wolffsohn16 dager siden

    Some folks are cat people and some are dog people.

  • George B. Wolffsohn

    George B. Wolffsohn

    16 dager siden

    😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗❗my bad. This sounded so typical of GOP BS I thought it was real.

  • Sugar Skulls
    Sugar Skulls16 dager siden

    WHERE IS THE CAT?! 🐈‍⬛😂

  • Alex Sent
    Alex Sent16 dager siden

    So now i guess América it’s better off from the orange sphincter right? Steven

  • Laura K
    Laura K16 dager siden

    I think his dogs would go after a cat like a rabbit. Bad idea.

  • Laura K

    Laura K

    16 dager siden

    @Valerie J. Norse Still they are in a high stress environment. I wouldn't risk it.

  • Valerie J. Norse

    Valerie J. Norse

    16 dager siden

    Champ is old and mellow. Major might try to give a cat a hard time, but I think he will learn better. Cats don't cower before dogs.

    INTERYTP16 dager siden

    The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. - Some person idk who but they didn't assume the correct Submission Position lol

  • Mountain LWolf
    Mountain LWolf16 dager siden

    Almost like when NewsMaxx did a news segment on how ugly Joe Biden's dog was...

  • - Beeman
    - Beeman16 dager siden

    After the incidents with both of their dogs, I hope the cat doesn't bite, and is declawed. Then again, it will probably whip somebody with its tail.

  • Tana Darko
    Tana Darko16 dager siden

    I love the woman who has to deal with the press and is quite honest about how stupid their fucking questions can be.