Cruz And Christie Roundly Mocked While Biden Enjoys Widespread Approval Of Congressional Address

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While Senator Ted Cruz dozed and former GOP star Chris Christie complained, President Biden struck a chord with a wide swath of the American people as he laid out his plan to pull the country out of the multiple overlapping crises it has been enduring. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • Brandon Bosch
    Brandon Bosch22 timer siden

    The Digidog segment is the funniest thing I've seen in years

  • Jeremy Szot
    Jeremy Szot22 timer siden

    The pathetic boomers that watch this unfunny drivel while thinking this is "informing" them is baffling. It's no wonder we live in a nation filled with sheeple. God help us.

  • E Westchester
    E Westchester2 dager siden

    Lapdog Pence looks way much older than his older brother.

  • David
    David2 dager siden

    Thanks for the daily lies!

  • The voice of the people

    The voice of the people

    12 timer siden

    Ew stick to you’re card games kid stay out of politics

  • Sofia Wils
    Sofia Wils3 dager siden

    Dear Stephen you make a lot of mistakes by directing & making good beloved & respectful people the object of your disgusting jokes because they are Republicans. I see that your jokes fits very very well for sleepy balloon Biden & his demo-c-rats herd where you belong & your grandma pelosi . Remember your jokes are worthless!. Maybe you start thinking how to make people love each other, to begin to respect & rush to help each other.....how to reconcile them all....make yourself special but not object of ridicule! Good luck!

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    2 dager siden

    There are no respectable nazis.

  • moleykewl
    moleykewl4 dager siden

    Competence? Is this sarcasm? What has he done at all thats been competent? He's done nothing but fail, and run this country in the ground from day 1... the best part about him are the hilarious gaffs while attempting to read the speeches Obama wrote for him. And there's a ton of comedy you could use for some actual funny jokes, but seems you don't wanna offend him or something?

  • moleykewl

    moleykewl

    2 dager siden

    Thanks for shedding light on that for me, genius... lmao... do you even know what a nazi is? And no its not anyone who supports trump... lol

  • moleykewl

    moleykewl

    2 dager siden

    Lol, I can't even....your hilarious

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    2 dager siden

    @moleykewl No, we call nazis nazis. If you don't want to be called nazis, stop being nazis.

  • moleykewl

    moleykewl

    3 dager siden

    @seigeengine whats generic is how you guys call anyone who disagrees with you, or you disagree with "nazis"

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    3 dager siden

    @moleykewl That's some generic nazi screeching if I've ever seen it.

  • Albert Jackinson
    Albert Jackinson4 dager siden

    3:11 to 3:21 I'm not going to lie: I now want a short film of someone that age doing that! :D

  • paris goytrie
    paris goytrie4 dager siden

    I love your show

  • Snake Arekat
    Snake Arekat4 dager siden

    I actually really liked the vax-scene song

  • Thomas Jefferson
    Thomas Jefferson5 dager siden

    Stephen Colbert used to be a comedian, now I'm not sure what's he is. Winston Churchill said something like " when you take from Peter to pay Paul, you will have the support of Paul". He is definitely a political commentator, who has an over sized voice.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    Ah, the good old Republican platform... the poor should die so the rich can be slightly richer.

  • Edwin George
    Edwin George5 dager siden

    Stephen miller is a human sharpie

  • kyle Willey
    kyle Willey5 dager siden

    Wait ... Stop ... did he just ruin some Weller 12 with bitters and an orange peel? Heathen !Bourbon Blasphemer ! I am sooooo disappointed.

  • dsd gds
    dsd gds5 dager siden

    Lol congressional address is nothing to measure....

  • trunk monkey
    trunk monkey5 dager siden

    Senator Grandpa Simpson!

  • Jake Owen
    Jake Owen5 dager siden

    If 85% percent of the Democratic Party approves of Biden thus far, than that’s also about 85% of the party that received a lobotomy once the evil orange man be gone.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    How stupid are you? No, I'm not going to tell you why. Literally no other human doesn't know the answer.

  • Bruce Chambers
    Bruce Chambers5 dager siden

    Read the Washington post! If you can read! Hes a joke and so are you!

  • Dave G
    Dave G6 dager siden

    270,000 illegals in 3 month good job Joey B anyone who voted for this guy is a idiot let's no forget the 12,000 jobs lost on his first day now get out there and SOLAR you libs

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    "Wah, I hate when people come to the USA and benefit our economy!" I also love how you losers are trying to convince people they should care about 30~ actual jobs lost instead of the 1,600,000 jobs gained.

  • Alexander Marchus
    Alexander Marchus6 dager siden

    The crying made that too real

  • S J Mullen
    S J Mullen6 dager siden

    Ted Cruz is his own oxymoron.

  • El Hopper
    El Hopper6 dager siden

    Everytime Eve or the cameraman laughs an angel gains its wings

  • Tony Mu
    Tony Mu7 dager siden

    85%?? If true it is because the msm does not report any negative news about Biden or dems

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    "I have no criticisms and I must screech" - some nazi loser

  • viddork
    viddork7 dager siden

    8:10 How did the "data farm upstate" get no reaction?

  • Antonio Jose Rosario Veloz
    Antonio Jose Rosario Veloz7 dager siden

    robinhood = more taxes?... when using a reference at least look into it, he didnt stole "from the rich", he "stole" from the tax collector to return the goods to working people who were taxed to begin with, its soo easy to do good with other people money and its always even easier to choose the more popular politics even if they will result in increase inflation which will increase the cost of life to everyone, but yeah, go get your checks.

  • Antonio Jose Rosario Veloz

    Antonio Jose Rosario Veloz

    Dag siden

    @seigeengine would you please point whats the dumb part, whats not factually correct, enlighten me with a bit more than an insult.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    This is one of the dumbest attempts at "AKSHUALEE"'ing I've ever seen.

  • Jim Mcdevitt
    Jim Mcdevitt7 dager siden

    multiple overlapping crises that were created by the Biden administration and the democrat ideology.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    3 dager siden

    @Jim Mcdevitt Except, in reality... there isn't an oil crisis, there's a lack of supply due to covid-related refinery closures and abnormal winter damage to refineries while the economy is recovering, increasing demand, meaning the price is going up a bit. The only part of this that has anything to do with Biden is the economy recovering. Biden didn't raise anyone's taxes. The only thing I think you even could be referencing is Trump's tax increases that he made sure kicked in right after the end of his term.

  • Jim Mcdevitt

    Jim Mcdevitt

    3 dager siden

    @seigeengine c’mon....cmon....out from under that rock you’re hiding under. They’re all caused by Biden....why ,with just a stroke of a pen he created the oil crisis, with the stroke of a pen he created the border crisis with the stroke of a pen he raised your taxes. C’mon now read the real news. Blow your nose, dry your eyes and wake the f* ck up Bambi.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    There are zero crises caused by the Biden administration. Try again, nazi.

  • cheetodust
    cheetodust7 dager siden

    This show was a lot funnier when trump was president. This show has become a Biden butt kissing telethon.

  • Josie
    Josie7 dager siden

    Brilliant!!!!

  • Lissi
    Lissi7 dager siden

    Poor Spot. I don't see how he's disturbing at all :(

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    You don't see how law enforcement robots roaming the streets is disturbing?

  • christine jimenez
    christine jimenez8 dager siden

    “Man attempting the one cheek sneak” I’m dying 😂

  • Beverly Liddle
    Beverly Liddle8 dager siden

    U are a disgrace u should be ashamed Thank God I u remind me how Thankful I am that I have no children !!!!!

  • Linda Kennedy
    Linda Kennedy8 dager siden

    Will We Ever Find Out Why Chris Christie & Lindsay With an E..&( Ted Cruz...No Relation To Tom Cruise....Except Both Love Cults)...Can't Quit TRUMP?????...Like That Guy Who's Wife Doesn't Know He's Been Stoned For 50 Years...& Honestly Thinks He Has IBS & Has Been Waiting For Him To Come Out Of Restrooms 🚻 Since Their First Date At A DENNY'S In 1976!!!!!....

  • Kitsunary
    Kitsunary8 dager siden

    As terrifying as digidog is, I'd rather a robot get harmed over an actual dog.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    Do you actually think it's replacing actual dogs or what.

  • Sherry Lang
    Sherry Lang8 dager siden

    You go Biden!!! Help those needing help!!!

  • j11291984
    j112919848 dager siden

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • artsymom5
    artsymom58 dager siden

    I’m getting tired of the “relaxedColbert” ....

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    You're sure bitching about it.

  • Rosa Torch
    Rosa Torch8 dager siden

    "In the arrrrmmms of the angels.." lolll

  • S Rowe
    S Rowe8 dager siden

    "Cruz was roundly mocked online and Bernie Sanders drew a penis on his forehead." 😂 If only that were the case, I'd still be laughing. Cuz it's Cruz and this overstuffed trashbag says or does something embarrassing roughly every 10 minutes.

  • supernaturalflavor
    supernaturalflavor8 dager siden

    Whoa, he is sober. Good job Colbert 👏 oh... he's got a drink b4 end of sho.

  • Sandra Forbes
    Sandra Forbes9 dager siden

    Digidog would be helpful in a hospital running samples back and forth

  • J Garbo
    J Garbo9 dager siden

    We await the Covid 3rd wave...

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    Likely, especially with so many pieces of shit refusing to get it. That said, nearly 50% of the US population has at least one shot, and over a third are fully vaccinated at this point.

  • J Garbo
    J Garbo9 dager siden

    Show me the receipt.

  • Eva P
    Eva P9 dager siden

    Urgh those police robot dogs remind me of the police robots from Fahrenheit 451 :(

  • Eva P
    Eva P9 dager siden

    lol 2 trillion for tax cuts for the rich np, but paying for basic social services god forbid! I love that the establishment and progressives are FINALLY working together. Go Biden!

  • delta5297
    delta52979 dager siden

    The difference between the Biden and Trump administrations isn't "basic competence". The difference is that Trump did not care about the well-being of this country. Trump was perfectly competent when it came to doing the things he did care about.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    It's both actually. Trump didn't care AND he's not competent. The only thing he's ever been competent at was being a bully.

  • Timothy Glen
    Timothy Glen9 dager siden

    I'm enjoying the snickers and laughter in the background.

  • Melinda T.
    Melinda T.9 dager siden

    1. This is by far I think the funniest episode I've seen. His insults to the far right outdo anything I've heard. 2. Holy crap! That robodog looks just like the "dogs" on "Black Mirror"! If you haven't seen it, watch it and you'll know why to be weary of the future!

  • mastermonarch
    mastermonarch9 dager siden

    A meat loaf sanwhich and ticket to a Jack Dempsey fight was at least .75 cents

  • Alphtheo R.
    Alphtheo R.9 dager siden

    this July...New York...is...F***ed

  • Ben Worth
    Ben Worth9 dager siden

    Colbert gives me the same feeling I imagine a registered sex offender would give.

  • sailtheplains
    sailtheplains9 dager siden

    How much he loves his wife is so wholesome.

  • sailtheplains
    sailtheplains9 dager siden

    Ah Weller, 12 years old-- Holy shit, out of curiosity, I looked up that bottle and its like a $300 bottle of bourbon. Damn. I be that's good shit. "horrifying glimpse of a nightmare future" Look, I'll foster the Uncanny Valley RoboDog.

  • bob mcgrath
    bob mcgrath9 dager siden

    That robot dog is actually not supposed to be operating that close to people. The motors are dangerous. Watch Adam Savage's video on S.P.O.T.

  • Stevespecs
    Stevespecs10 dager siden

    Colbert must be on drugs, still no excuse for his ignorance and hate. Maybe we’ll all be lucky, and he buys some bad coke.

  • pockeyway
    pockeyway10 dager siden

    hahaha... arby's crispy curl poll? no wonder you kept it up for a quick second. i thought this was a joke... oh wait, it is. colbert raising that bar one arbys poll at a time. what a clown show.

  • D Wright
    D Wright10 dager siden

    America died the 6th of Jan 2021.

  • Todd Noble
    Todd Noble10 dager siden

    Sheep.

  • Rock Behymer
    Rock Behymer10 dager siden

    85 % approved caused 85% of his speech were lies and deflections. Of course its popular for people to get free shit, of course our kids will one day have a say when their paying this bill. Its obvious that Biden isn't running the show, and its so big of ms. Harris to forgive Biden for all his past racist laws he backed when she was a child. He is the exact problem with this country....47 years in office retiring a millionaire, like the rest of the swamp.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    It's cute that you described your own comment. "lies and deflections" What a loser.

  • Tropical Fruit
    Tropical Fruit10 dager siden

    Stephen, when they find out what you’ve done to kids.....

  • Saint Vincent
    Saint Vincent11 dager siden

    Does Anyone Remember saintvincent747@twitter.com Helping TheRealDonaldTrump DESTROY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF AMERICA!!! ?

  • lori ewen
    lori ewen11 dager siden

    Thank god for u

  • Clay Caldwell
    Clay Caldwell11 dager siden

    85% approve of free stuff...we get it.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    4 dager siden

    Wow, how dare people support effective policy that has been proven out across the world for literal generations now. Nah, let's continue being the most regressive shithole in the developed world.

  • Dillon Cutshaw
    Dillon Cutshaw11 dager siden

    I find it hard to believe that 85% of Americans approved of his speech...

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    3 dager siden

    It helps to remember that, in reality, most Americans aren't political. Even going by voting/VAP... 2012 election: 28% Democrat, 26% Republican, 1% Other, 45% non-voter 2016 election: 26% Democrat, 25% Republican, 3% Other, 46% non-voter 2020 election: 32% Democrat, 29% Republican, 2% Other, 37% non-voter

  • viddork

    viddork

    7 dager siden

    You expected higher?

  • faarsight
    faarsight11 dager siden

    We should nationalize the petroleum industry. To shut it down. Well, once we have a wider adoption of electric vehicles and with some exceptions (like for antique cars and such) of course.

  • faarsight

    faarsight

    3 dager siden

    @seigeengine Sure, tell yourself whatever you need to. I'm not sufficiently invested in this little youtube feud to start citing sources and shit. The information is out there for you to find if you're interested. You come off as an oil corporate propagandist to me so I'm not particularly invested in "proving you wrong" or anything since that would probably be pointless to try anyway.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    3 dager siden

    @faarsight Yes, the person who, despite being explained to carefully why they're completely incorrect, dumbly keeps asserting otherwise with no counter-argument.

  • faarsight

    faarsight

    3 dager siden

    @seigeengine One of us is ignorant that's for sure.

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    3 dager siden

    @faarsight Hydrogen doesn't really work here. Hydrogen volumetrically is about 1/7th as dense as jet fuel, meaning you need a tank 7x as large... except the tanks are also quite heavy, because now you need to contain huge internal pressures, so they also end up being like 1/7th the density by weight too. Electric is even worse. Basically, you have no idea what you're talking about. The sheer fact after having it pointed out to you oil is used as a feedstock for an enormous number of industries you're still rambling as if vehicles are the only user of petroleum makes pretty clear just how deeply and willfully ignorant you are.

  • faarsight

    faarsight

    3 dager siden

    @seigeengine Hydrogen fuel cells and electric are two possible ways to replace hydrocarbons for aviation. Solutions are already being tested. We have to move to a carbon neutral future, we really have no choice. So yes, the oil industry needs to go to the point where it's only used for niche things like antique cars.

  • faarsight
    faarsight11 dager siden

    It's not right to make fun of Ted Cruz three times in the same segment, it should be at least five times!

  • Tom White
    Tom White11 dager siden

    Only 30% approve. Don’t you idiots get tired of lying

  • 0000 Oooo
    0000 Oooo11 dager siden

    Most Americans would get fired if they fell asleep at work

  • Bitfire31337
    Bitfire3133711 dager siden

    I honestly have no idea, why some people are freaking out over Boston Dynamics "spot" robo dogs. "Public backlash"? Seriously? Though obviously not a child-safe machine, they are completely harmless (unarmed and non-combat) and I find them even cute in a way (as far as machines go). Every damn car is tremendously more dangerous. They can be a life-safer in hazardous environments (e. g. gas leaks, areas with armed criminals) or just to automate annoying routine-monitoring tasks. This could help safe human lifes - police officers as well as civilians.

  • Inuyasha TT
    Inuyasha TT11 dager siden

    digidog my beloved

  • jay Hyde
    jay Hyde11 dager siden

    Check real world his approval is nowhere near 85% for god sakes ..go back trying b a comic

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    3 dager siden

    "I have no criticisms and I must screech" - some nazi loser

  • Buddy Holly
    Buddy Holly11 dager siden

    I'm so triggered by everything. I had a fly around my face... I'M SUING!!!

  • truth teller
    truth teller11 dager siden

    colbert would get the highest ratings in history if he would go out with covid on live tv

  • C. M.
    C. M.11 dager siden

    85% you had to make that up!!!! Hahahha well you are trying to be a comedian!

  • Efecto Pantricolas
    Efecto Pantricolas11 dager siden

    Narcolepsy

  • Dennis Leon
    Dennis Leon12 dager siden

    LOL. Widespread? LOL

  • ChuyIsTheShiz
    ChuyIsTheShiz12 dager siden

    Your worthless bro.

  • dell charles
    dell charles12 dager siden

    The Pelosi clap is all Dat

  • William Roark
    William Roark12 dager siden

    “For just $94,000.00....” ROTFLMAO!!!😆 (come on STIMULUS CHECK!!!!……………)

  • Saint Charbel Miracleworker
    Saint Charbel Miracleworker12 dager siden

    Can't believe you morons voted in someone with early onset dementia. Seen all the signs in our neighbor who had dementia: forgetful, doesn't remember his wife's name or other close family members, changes topic mid-sentence and the look that tells you the lights are on but nobody's home.

  • Hilary Knight
    Hilary Knight12 dager siden

    Good heavens, the U.S. might finally catch on to what it's like living in a civilized country.

  • Millennial Seeker
    Millennial Seeker12 dager siden

    The world is affected by what America does or does not do. The republican'ts want to drive America backwards. That is what they have done. That seems to be all they can do. Trump is a stone cold subversive republican't loser. Beware of fake news like Fox! America deserves better. Support a brighter better future for America -- for our kids and our grand kids!

  • Philip Andrew
    Philip Andrew12 dager siden

    Saiko

  • valeriem84
    valeriem8412 dager siden

    We Texans don’t want Ted Cruz either

  • AzureinkVI
    AzureinkVI12 dager siden

    Hey, if Biden makes the Republicans fall asleep so the country can get on the right track while they snooze, I say win-win. Republicans could use a good sleep. They always seem so cranky.

  • Jerry Lundborg
    Jerry Lundborg12 dager siden

    The late show is a communist ad for the Dems

  • Crimson Ruin
    Crimson Ruin12 dager siden

    Y’all be laughing about that 15 year old spending dad’s credit card on meals for needy children but that’s the actual plot of Schooled by Gordon Korman. Look it up

  • Isabel Gason
    Isabel Gason12 dager siden

    Why do i feel sad for digo dog?

  • Thomas Smith
    Thomas Smith12 dager siden

    Is corrupt Chris Christie still working? I’m shock anyone let’s this BOZO talk!!

  • akridge
    akridge12 dager siden

    No police department on earth needs a robotic dog. Just shows how much of the funding they are getting that they really don't need. The proof is that they were willing to waste this much money on a robotic dog.

  • Craig Holcombe
    Craig Holcombe12 dager siden

    DUMP AS× STICK TO COMEDY THIS SPEECH WAS VIEWED 51%

  • M. Ph.
    M. Ph.12 dager siden

    BIDEN/HARRIS: THE BIG LIE

  • Luis Ramirez
    Luis Ramirez12 dager siden

    That's some black mirror shit. Metal Head

  • Phil D
    Phil D12 dager siden

    Joe's good luck back pocket rosary got him high praise from the media as a "devout Catholic". Colbert could benefit from Joe's Lucky Charm too.

  • Lee Hank
    Lee Hank12 dager siden

    This guy fell off from the Comedy Central days. What happened feel bad for him. Even worst without audience and no laugh tracks. Just so hard to watch

  • Robin Riebsomer
    Robin Riebsomer12 dager siden

    I just hope when New york goes "back to normal" that they don't go back to taking nurses and doctors for granted while distracted by professional sports and Broadway.

  • Barne

    Barne

    11 dager siden

    New York is never going back to normal. Maybe if you get rid of you "Governor"...but really I don't think it will matter

  • John Buck
    John Buck12 dager siden

    If you print more money, your decreasing the spending power of each dollar and lowering the minimum wage, how is that good thing?

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    3 dager siden

    For the same reason it's a good thing when a business takes out a loan to finance growth. The key is what that money is spent on. Luckily we're not taking shots in the dark because all of this has been born out in the real world time and again. Policies like the ones Biden is pushing work; they produce significant economic returns.

  • Lee Hank
    Lee Hank12 dager siden

    Jesus cobert what happened to u. U were a beast on Comedy Central. I feel so bad for u. Especially now without a live audience when u don't have some poor idiot holding up a clamp and applause sign. It soooo bad. Wow. It sooo hard to watch. What happened to u. And ur writing crew from CC. U where soo funny. I really can't stop watching it's like a train wreck. No wonder why ur ratings are tanking

  • seigeengine

    seigeengine

    3 dager siden

    "I have no criticisms and I must screech" - some nazi loser

  • Chiranthie M. K. H.
    Chiranthie M. K. H.12 dager siden

    I feel bad for digidog

  • Susan11600
    Susan1160012 dager siden

    Nancy rocks-so does Stephen.

  • Resist Tyranny
    Resist Tyranny12 dager siden

    👎

  • jim Murray
    jim Murray12 dager siden

    Cruz was not sleeping.. he was protesting the "woke".. -B ill mahar

  • Numbzinger
    Numbzinger12 dager siden

    Stephen Colbert, I was just wondering if you've ever done a video exposing Biden's greatest gaffes? I didn't think so.

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