Biden's Speech Promises "Jobs, Jobs, Jobs;" Rudy Raided By The Feds - LIVE MONOLOGUE

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Stephen Colbert watched every minute of President Biden's address to Congress tonight, so in case you forgot to tune in, here's everything that happened plus an update on the legal troubles facing former presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • Michelle Bel
    Michelle BelDag siden

    Yes, yes, I did know that was not Marty Walsh. Don't underestimate us, Stephen.

  • Bob Papadopoulos
    Bob Papadopoulos2 dager siden

    I remember when this show used to be funny.

  • Robert Spencer
    Robert Spencer3 dager siden

    Where are all these jobs?

  • Mark Russell
    Mark Russell5 dager siden

    A jobs hand. Ha!

  • Rick Noyb
    Rick Noyb6 dager siden

    Don't go dissing my man Elon. He's one of those good billionaires. On second thought he's the only good billionaire. I'd rather see a cool display meant to motivate humanity as a whole, rather than the private island owners or some guy that needs to buy his yacht a pet yacht. The truth being, the planet can not survive billionaires.

  • The Super Viewer
    The Super Viewer7 dager siden

    Yea dude plug taxing recently

  • Manchurian Joe
    Manchurian Joe7 dager siden

    Biden promises "jobs jobs jobs" April jobs report comes out: "Record low job growth." 🤦

  • mason guritz
    mason guritz8 dager siden

    Didn’t realize how unfunny your are

  • Ronald Tolar
    Ronald Tolar8 dager siden

    Hey Stevie, you dont have to hide as a catholic anymore, you've been revealed to millions now as a Crypto. Cat's out of the bag.

  • Tory Sama
    Tory Sama8 dager siden

    He makes so much sense. Biden is so smart.

  • the world is not enough
    the world is not enough8 dager siden

    Anyone who supports Biden is either a sellout, uneducated or evil.

  • Aaron Brooks
    Aaron Brooks8 dager siden

    Biden was fish-bumping?

  • Liela Strong
    Liela Strong9 dager siden

    Who is that laughing in the back? So funny. Camera man?

  • Josh Cade
    Josh Cade9 dager siden

    Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs... jobs.

  • dripto roy
    dripto roy9 dager siden

    Joe biden is a G....

  • Jay Chris
    Jay Chris9 dager siden

    CAN'T YELL FIRE WHEN THERE IS NONE!!!🤣🤣

  • Fallon
    Fallon10 dager siden

    Why does it matter if two women are presiding? Should be two ppl regardless of gender. Woke throw up gag job. Weak Biden and disingenuous af.

  • William Sroka
    William Sroka10 dager siden

    Who is the gentleman who laughs at Stephen's jokes?

  • JP Schlecht
    JP Schlecht10 dager siden

    Joe is a real player 😂 he got them ladies like

  • Tom Hutcheson
    Tom Hutcheson11 dager siden

    Actually, I did know that wasn't Marty Walsh. What, do you think none of your viewers lives in Massachusetts? We're all watching Amy Goodman 24/7? Come on, Jack! Eat your beans!

  • eddie sanchez
    eddie sanchez11 dager siden

    I smell a bullsh*tter!

  • T philipp
    T philipp11 dager siden

    Monster

  • petes place
    petes place12 dager siden

    Lol Biden is so full of shit I wasted my vote on him should of voted Trump

  • Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah
    Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah12 dager siden

    Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs

  • Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah
    Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah12 dager siden

    No president has ever said those words, madame speaker, no president ever should :P (Republican way)

  • Pat M
    Pat M12 dager siden

    why was pelosi blinking continuously non stop check it out whats up with that. fake biden where did he get all his focus from scary is he demented or is he on drugs. well hunter does make all the deals for him and the family.

  • Wait! WHAT? Ok!
    Wait! WHAT? Ok!12 dager siden

    Arizona Audit? Why is anyone Worried? Why is anyone worried about Water Marks? And Signature matching? And mishandling? Biden Won with the MOST VOTES EVER! IN THE CLEANEST ELECTION EVER! AND DON'T FORGET! HE IS THE MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT EVER! ALL HAIL! OUR SAVIOR! JESUS H. BIDEN! So you got nothing to worry about RIGHT?

  • Wait! WHAT? Ok!
    Wait! WHAT? Ok!12 dager siden

    @Stephen Colbert I'm still Personally waiting For Adam Schiff to produce! The more than "Circumstantial Evidence" he has on Trump colluding with the Russians! Could you please have him on! It's been over 4 year's now! I don't understand the wait!

  • Torey
    Torey12 dager siden

    Oh yes Its Ladies night Oh what a night ;)

  • Red Stars
    Red Stars13 dager siden

    hahahaha what jobs the ones he dont sell with his kick backs? Please stop the BS

  • AmberDawn Terrell
    AmberDawn Terrell13 dager siden

    Oh my gawdess!!!!!!!!

  • Daniel Andersson
    Daniel Andersson13 dager siden

    I don't know what he's talking about 'cause weed is way cheaper than it was 15-20 years ago, and better too.

  • Zack Darce
    Zack Darce13 dager siden

    This is sad... The only person laughing is the cameraman and/or producer. He should retire.

  • Mary McKim
    Mary McKim13 dager siden

    I just love him for saying “fish bumps”.🌻

  • Black Pearl of Braavos
    Black Pearl of Braavos13 dager siden

    That raccoon and old pizza box bit got me. Delicious.

  • david b
    david b13 dager siden

    Omg the new Rudy segment toon had me in stitches. Can't stop watching it, absolutely hilarious 😂

  • Martin Earl
    Martin Earl13 dager siden

    Joe 'sleepy 'creepy 'pervy' Biden 🤣

  • Caroline Mc Carney
    Caroline Mc Carney13 dager siden

    SAVE LIZ fire mc carthy come on brave decent people power people have power

  • dutchpy dutchpy
    dutchpy dutchpy13 dager siden

    The only JOBS Trump created are for the many lawyers he needs to stay out of jail.

  • sarah greenslade
    sarah greenslade14 dager siden

    I love a late show is so funny

  • Sam Says
    Sam Says14 dager siden

    over 500,000,000 tv sets in north america. 2,000,000 = 0.04 % (less than 1/2 of 1 %) watch this clown. thanks for cord-cutting

  • A'Anouk'Ke
    A'Anouk'Ke14 dager siden

    Stephen, You literally make me cry when I hear your jokes. The way they portray people of color and every group that isn't white and catholic is so painful, it makes me cry. You are not really feeling what we are living in this moment in America, it is clear by the way you effortlessly deliver your script. Your script is written like this show is built to be a white power broadcast and you, Stephen, are the white power broadcaster smiling away at our pain. I have found independent broadcasters. They are brave and they do not fear talking about the reality we are all living. Every time you do not speak the truth, there is a pile of black bodies and a pile of the bodies of people of color. The white power broadcasters like you take up blocks and blocks and blocks. And you have power, Stephen. You have a career and you get to broadcast. There are literally so fucking many of us--people. You must think we are simple-minded. We do not feel you are speaking at all. We do not feel you are speaking to people. at all. since the first fucking day you went on air. You are speaking to your white power broadcast reflections that laugh and smile and clap at you, and the years go by and you are glowing with their adoration. Sincerely, Yours truly, and wow what a great fucking way to hold on to all the power and never give a fuck about independent broadcasts. You know them, right? The ones that literally disappear because. you know what. fuck you stephen. fuck all of you. Ana Gabriela Jackson Chaves

  • James Turner
    James Turner14 dager siden

    8:20 a space blanket is made of mylar. The material was used as a lightweight thermal barrier on the Lunar Module of the Saturn V, the Apollo moon landing vehicle.

  • bobpcaramel
    bobpcaramel14 dager siden

    Fish Bumping

  • The Jam and Berries
    The Jam and Berries14 dager siden

    Bambo lol 😆

  • CruxCraft com
    CruxCraft com14 dager siden

    Just an observation, Stephen Colbert made a false statement when he said that that wasn't a photo of Marty Walsh, but rather a random photo on the internet. If it's truly a random photo, there is the inconceivable chance that it is a photo of Marty Walsh (unless Marty Walsh has absolutely zero internet presence, which I am doubtful). Not really important lol, just something I observed...

  • Abby Cal
    Abby Cal14 dager siden

    The crew laughing behind Stephen is my favorite thing.

  • mtacoustic1
    mtacoustic115 dager siden

    Talk is cheap; liberal democrat talk even more so.

  • Adrian Colley
    Adrian Colley15 dager siden

    1:11 "By the way, that wasn't Marty Walsh [...] and you didn't know that!" "John Oliver, on line one." "Ten grand."

  • QPRTokyo
    QPRTokyo15 dager siden

    Pathetic attempt of humour by a Biden fan. Tax tax tax tax.

  • Truth Wins
    Truth Wins15 dager siden

    m.nolocal.info/have/video/r4umetaep2xrrXg

  • Abe Thinken
    Abe Thinken15 dager siden

    U wanna diss Mahty Walsh lol. U just lost all six states of New England my friend.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain15 dager siden

    Send Word Holy R0man War Saint Colbert to the Holy Romans* Mcaskeys to build Towers around Soldier Field , look at Dubai how land was built at the shore meaning We Abrahamic have the technology to build towers and(&) extra many extra high tower seats looking down at the Bears Field.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    At the Same Time the Abrahamic Lord God's arch enemies is the germanic heathens

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    For Why Abrahamic Germans are the Most Cherished by the Abrahamic Lord God

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    As the Parking lot will become Towers and the shore where land is built be the parking lot

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain15 dager siden

    For I Holy Roman Legion Commander Hussain at the Time when Alexander the Great has Lead, fulfills His Abrahamic battle now Still Alive and(&) Now As Holy Roman Magnus Hussain.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy R0man Magnus Protestant Hussite War Commander Hussain &(and) My Hussain's Abrahamic Elite War Gaurds taunt these heathens at thier heathen strongholds in the 4 Ravenswood districts in North Chicago eta 30 minutes

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    Though The Abrahamic Lord God Orders N0 N0ne Zer0 heathens survive N0ne zer0 n0 heathens survive besides I Sha The Abrahamic Sun of Thor and 1 Mercy Card to an DJ R.T.s Heathen Lineage given.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    For The Abrahamic Lord God has been Good to Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain to live this long, Why I Be the Personel War Commander to the Abrahamic Lord God, and now the same Blessings I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain has had, the Same to Every Current Billions of Abrahamic Faithfuls

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    For why even broken bones do not hurt Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain anymore for I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain have broken every bone in My body, Reason I crack every bone in my body due to all My Hussain's broken bones

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    And As During then I Holy Roman Legion Commander Hussain was Alwehs 1st on the Frontline, even Now I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain am Alwehs 1st on the Holy Roman Frontline

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain15 dager siden

    For We have the Mormons and Taos & Jews to fill in the gaps that hindus disappear in India.

  • Slater K
    Slater K15 dager siden

    It's gotten so for Trump now his lawyers need there own lawyers

  • Slater K
    Slater K15 dager siden

    The Trend of Donald Trump's Criminal Empire is everybody who is connected to to it and lived dirty and abused there power while protected by Trump's shield is now coming to get them all this is only the beginning folks almost the whole USA has cases on Trump it's gotten so bad now that Trump's lawyers need lawyers if that doesn't tell you something then you really live on another planet

  • jordydsge
    jordydsge15 dager siden

    How many of you actually read each others comments? The audience is worse than the 'comic'. Total sh!#.

  • jordydsge
    jordydsge15 dager siden

    This is awful... Like worse than anything I have EVER seen. NOT A COMPLIMENT.

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain15 dager siden

    I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain 0rders, comience a armar a romanos y (&) latinos mexicanos para limpiar guadalajara, Statim!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    &(and) if that is the case then there Surely Will be more Indian Buddhists that Indian hindus Now, Statim!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    AND DO TO THESE ATROCITIES BY the hindu cult heathen bidder leader modi, for the corona virus will minus 600,000 hindus from thier 1 billion population meaning there Will be More Protestants then hindus meaning if that is the mount certainly there Will be More Indian Muslims &(and) Indian Catholics than Indian hindus . Watch how the corona virus ravages the hi dus for rapi g My Mother's Kashmir Lineage!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    And ofcourse occurring during trump presidency having the heathen bidders modi commit these atrocities in Kashmir where it was no lights, no internet and no communications thee most worst atrocities

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    Surely I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain must Protect My Mothers and(&) Fathers Lineage Lands.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    For that is where My Hussain's Mother Lineage is from in Kashmir and(&) We Democratic American Union will build another American Drone Base at My Father's Lineage Town in Pakistan where Alexander the Great's Horse is buried in a Tomb from Jhelum, Pakistan.. Why Not!

  • Mark Stewart
    Mark Stewart15 dager siden

    Hey Stephen.......The "ET" and "PT" makes it not two different times. Its very accurate depending where you live. Idiot.

  • Mark Stewart
    Mark Stewart15 dager siden

    Dr. Ed.d 😂😂😂😂😂 Biden

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain15 dager siden

    i Holy R0man Magnus Hussain sent another email to surrender to heathen global security director richard williams from sandc electric company, Hello rick, I Hebrewic-Jewish Divine Commander Hussain avocation g your 3rd cousins and 2nd cousins as I write this email, and the pain and suffering thier brains will be persecuted with laser precision by Us Juddens rick until your full surrender. Dies sind die heidnischen Übergabeartikel an Sha Hussain, den Eroberer der Heiden, für Darrel, damit Darrel nicht die schmerzhafteste Erfahrung macht, wie jeder Heide Most Will! Darrel kontaktieren Sie die FBI-Agentur in Chicagoland, um sich zu ergeben, und wir, das FBI und der US-Geheimdienst, wollen, dass jede heidnische Operation und jeder Darrel, den Sie haben, am schnellsten vorbei geht.Before I Sha put your 1st cousins and direct family into such Pain...Abrahamic Conqueror of heathens Sha

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    Take N0 N0ne Zer0 chances harm against Our Magnificent Holy Romans Pope Francis.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    guadalajarans have become heathen bidders So an enemy to the Holy Roman See.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    de corruptione gaulahara Sancti Catholico Romanum fidem! alter relinquetur;

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    These crazy folks at sandc electric company are at almost surrender. Most Certainly Good News for Sch and(&) C0mpany Electric!

  • Xavi Neira
    Xavi Neira15 dager siden

    I’m enjoying your show even more now.

  • vcarter0723
    vcarter072315 dager siden

    Whoever did the Rudy Giuliani graphic A+++

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain15 dager siden

    Out of the many places hit by these evil heathens, the hardest hit has been old orchard mall and the Jewish Holocaust Memorial complex. Send FBI agents in now to clear out these heathens in this hard hit part area

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    Meaning get ride of the guadalajaran mexicans and replace them with Roman Mexicans.. Godspeed

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    These gwalaharan mexicans bringing Muslim Clothing into an liquir store especially during alcohol lent during Ramadan, for no mexican heathen will attempt to curropt My Arch Angel Meekayil's sober People

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    When I left My Hussain's Abrahamic Command Post before I went to CVS richard williams passed me on a bike in Roger's Park while an old white hair couple was walking .

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    Even if it is an 3rd cousin to this heathen global security director richard williams from sandc electric company, capture! From a 3rd cousin all to his heathen richard williams full surrender!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    15 dager siden

    Holy Roman War Saint Colbert Divine Orders are get tax returns of the heathen global security director richard williams from sandc electric company to capture his heathen richard williams family following the social security numbers for richard williams sandc electric company heathen global security director's full surrender to the Hebrewic-Jews.

  • Pizzazz Cabbage
    Pizzazz Cabbage15 dager siden

    There's a job created right there, Rudy needs a good lawyer. 😂

  • roberta clark
    roberta clark16 dager siden

    OMG... A JOBS HAND!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Terrance Mulcare
    Terrance Mulcare16 dager siden

    I love this girl!

  • Megan
    Megan16 dager siden

    "bambo" oh my god

  • John Oliver
    John Oliver16 dager siden

    "a joint session" lol 😆😂

  • Mr. S
    Mr. S16 dager siden

    well considering how many jobs he cost in in just his first hundred days, even giving one person a job would be progress for him.

  • ELLE C
    ELLE C16 dager siden

    I love when Stephen gets cracked up and can hardly continue (starting ~ 12:14)!! LOOOVVVVEEEE it and the crew's laughter is the BEST!!!! #NoMoreLateShowStudioAudiences

  • ELLE C
    ELLE C16 dager siden

    Colbert: "If you were watching on Fox...First: What are you doing here?"😂🤣😂🤣 🤣 ☠

  • ThePeperich
    ThePeperich16 dager siden

    Excellent show. I hope that POTUS achieves his goals, as they are the ones all Americans should have. Welcome back America 🇺🇲 - Europe 🇪🇺, no, the whole world 🇺🇳 missed you. Cheers from Germany 🇩🇪

  • J. B. Benefield
    J. B. Benefield16 dager siden

    Lmao not the founding fathers Kool n The Gang! 😂😂😂

  • Admiral Sham
    Admiral Sham16 dager siden

    Dildo hut? Nonono, Donginos is where you wanna go. For a small fee they'll stuff your crust while you wait.

  • mytexas days
    mytexas days16 dager siden

    G g get a job. Old hippy song. Ladies night should have been the entrance song.

  • mytexas days
    mytexas days16 dager siden

    Good luck with that one. The agenda of Biden is going to take more than 4 years and more money than we have.

  • Kimberly Payne
    Kimberly Payne16 dager siden

    That's Amazing

  • Kimberly Payne
    Kimberly Payne16 dager siden

    It is so crazy they are so disrespectful Still can't figure out Cruz still loves 45 after he talked about his wife

  • 鈴木美保代
    鈴木美保代16 dager siden

    危機(笑)

  • T D
    T D16 dager siden

    Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it.-Lysander Spooner

  • Rachel Erin
    Rachel Erin16 dager siden

    I'm sorry, "fish-bumping?" XDD

  • Sha Hussain
    Sha Hussain16 dager siden

    Hello Stephen, So now it has been proven that what these evil heathens do is ravage an household, and have heathen look alike take over the household as if they are the real owners while the real household owner is cooked for dinner and noone ever knowing. There the heathen imposters will start arguments with the household family members to a point the family.memebers stop calling due to not wanting to argue and fight when it is in actuality not thier real family they are arguing with. These heathens are real evil.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    16 dager siden

    And believe Me, after I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain showcased what kind of evil swarm these heathens are just recently for the FBI Agency to witness themselves, there will be no more heathens left! By the Time We are done with these evil heathens.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    16 dager siden

    Its either that or change that name of the Days. Either or works for Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    16 dager siden

    Then we Abrahamic Forces will reintroduce Odin, Tyr, and Thor since they have Days already named after them as Abrahamic Prophets or Saints of the past. Who submit in prostration to the Abrahamic Lord God. A Most fitting Abrahamic way for there will be n0 n0ne zer0 heathens left in this World by the time I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain am done with these evil heathens to dispute it.

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    16 dager siden

    An idol of Odin? Destroyed! An idol of loki? Destriyed! And idol of Thor? Vanished! Idol of every heathen idol d.e.Stroyed!!!!

  • Sha Hussain

    Sha Hussain

    16 dager siden

    The same reason We Abrahamic Forces in Germany will be destroying Completely any trace of heathen idols throughout Germany.

  • Rachel Erin
    Rachel Erin16 dager siden

    Hahaha the "jobs" montage XD

  • Cameron Sitton
    Cameron Sitton16 dager siden

    5:50-6:01 this is the funniest delivery I've heard in a long time. Or maybe it's just that my humor is no longer dampened by the underlying terror and depression.

  • monkeyRL
    monkeyRL17 dager siden

    "Dildo Hut!"..."No one out dildos The Hut"!! Bwahahahaha! =)

  • brycey spiceywiener
    brycey spiceywiener17 dager siden

    bill clinton flew on epstein's plane

  • Marc Bollinger
    Marc Bollinger17 dager siden

    I'm sad they didn't go with Dildopolis instead of Dildo-hut. A random Community writer deserves an unexpected shout out a decade after the fact.

  • terry baker
    terry baker17 dager siden

    Biden is destroying this country, yeah, jobs jobs jobs all for China, maybe 58 percent of democrats approve of Biden, but not America, it's only a matter of time, the democrats are out

  • Robert Ainey
    Robert Ainey17 dager siden

    Evy, you've outdone yourself; now it's guffaws, not just chuckles. Keep it up so Stephen's ratings are.

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